February 2012
clientsfromhell:
I was cutting out some foamboard for a client.
Client: No no no! We need three right arrows and two left arrows! Not the other way around!
I turned one of the extra left arrows 180 degrees.
Client: How’d you do that?
clientsfromhell:
Client: Hey, I want to cancel the project so If you could just give me a full refund of my non-refundable deposit and we’ll both go our separate ways
Me: I’m afraid the non-refundable deposit can’t be returned.
Client: What? Why?
Me: It’s non-refundable.
Client: Well I didn’t know that!